Boy Bastos Jokes

BoyBastos: Ipapasok ko na ha?
GirlBastos: Dahan-dahan lang ha!
BB: ako ang bahala!... Read More
GB: aahhh...ang sarap
BB: ididiin ko pa!
GB: oo sige...ikot-ikutin mo rin...aaahhhhh
BB: ayan malinis na! kabilang tenga naman
ehehhehe

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Sa kabutihang palad ay nabuo rin si Boy. at di nagtagal...

Nanay: honey!!! oras na! manganganak na ako!!!Tatay: talaga honey? o teka lang! wag kang gagalaw!... Read More(Biglang naghubad si Tatay at ipinasok nya ang kanyang batutoy sa batutay ni Nanay!)

Nanay: honey! anong ginagawa mo???Tatay: basta! akong bahala! ANAK! KUMAPIT KA! KUMAPIT KA!

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Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?
Anak: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, 'Tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.'

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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

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Boy Bastos in Class Part I(May class recitation sina Boy Bastos.)

Teacher: Who can give me a word that starts with A? Okay, Maria.
Maria: Ma'am, apple.
Teacher: Good. Now who can give me a word that starts with B?
(Nobody raises a hand except for Boy Bastos)
Teacher: O, Boy Bastos.
Boy Bastos: Ma'am, bra!!!
(Everybody laughsThe teacher makes a mental note to not call Boy Bastos again. However, when the teacher asked for a word that starts with the letter P, no one raised a hand, except for Boy Bastos, so the teacher is forced to call him.)
Boy Bastos: Ma'am, panty!!!
(Again, everybody laughs. So the teacher, again, made a mental note to herself to not call Boy Bastos again. But when the letter Z came up, nobody raised a hand, except, again, for Boy Bastos.)
Teacher: (to self) Siguro naman, hindi na siya makakapag - isip ng bastos na sagot sa Z.
Teacher: Okay, Boy Bastos.
Boy Bastos: Ma'am, zebra......... pero twelve inches yung tit*!!!

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Boy Bastos in Class Part II

Ngayon, galit na galit yung teacher kay Boy Bastos. Ini - report siya sa principal, at ipinatawag ang parents niya. Pinagalitan siya ng tatay niya, at umiiyak na si Boy Bastos.
Tatay: O, ngayon, magbigay ka ng salita na nagsisimula sa Z.
Boy Bastos: Zebra...... pero two inches na lang yung tit*!!!

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Teacher: Class your assignment for tomorrow is to bring a picture of a HUMMINGBIRD!NEXT DAY
Teacher: Boy Bastos, nasaan na ang assignment mo?
Boy: (binuksan ang zipper) O, hayan, HANGINGBIRD...

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Paano magyayang mag-sex ang mga kalapati?
M: PATUROKNGA! PATUROKNGA! PATUROKNGA!
F: TUROKNA! TUROKNA! TUROKNA!

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BF: Hon, di ako makatulog pwede ba tayong mag-sex?
GF: Hindi pwede! anong palagay mo nung sa kin--sleeping pills?

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WOMAN IN A DRUG STORE: Meron kayong Extra Large condoms?
PHARMACIST: Meron, bibili ka?
WOMAN: Hindi muna, intay lang muna ko ng lalaki na bibili.

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Q>ano daw ang kaibahan ng ari ng lalaking baka sa ari ng lalaking tao?
A>ang ari ng lalaking baka palalambutin mo muna bago kakainin,ang ari ng lalaking tao patitigasin mo muna bago kakainin!!!!!

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Q>ano daw ang kaibahan ng mani na may balat sa mani ng babae?
A>ang mani na may balat,bibiyakin mo muna bago kakainin,ang mani ng babae,kakainin mo muna bago bibiyakin!!!!